There's a "problem," however: Both Rodriguez and Tarantino have turned in excellent work, films several orders of magnitude more sophisticated and accomplished than anything you'd likely have found at the drive-in. Planet Terror, Rodriguez's zombie flick, superficially resembles a routine Romero knockoff, serving up absurd images that make more sense on a poster than in the narrative (e.g. Rose McGowan's machine-gun leg) and reveling in crude, juvenile humor (one human villain collects the severed testicles of his victims, frequently holding his prizes aloft in a huge plastic bag). But the plainspoken yet eccentric characters—particularly Freddy Rodriguez's quietly badass hero, known as El Wray, and a grizzled barbecue owner played by Jeff Fahey—feel like refugees from an early John Carpenter film, and Rodriguez augments the homage by borrowing Carpenter's vivid and muscular compositional style. Outrageously entertaining, gloriously stupid, Planet Terror falters—more irony—only when Tarantino turns up in a significant supporting role, still under the sorely mistaken impression that he can act.
But lord-a-mercy can the dude write and direct. Death Proof, featuring Kurt Russell as a homicidal stunt-car driver who targets young women, may be the most structurally audacious movie since ... well, I can't say which all-time classic, as that would spoil the surprise. Suffice it to say that no actual grindhouse film has ever been remotely this ambitious, nor toyed as masterfully with an audience's expectations. Working with an almost exclusively female cast—Russell has limited screen time, though he makes the oily most of it—Tarantino composes long, vulgar, ludicrously digressive arias (performed with flair by Rosario Dawson, Vanessa Ferlito, Sydney Tamiia Poitier and others)—an endless stream of words expressly designed to be punctuated by blunt, horrific action. Death Proof builds to a truly hair-raising car chase, but the movie as a whole will be most appreciated by film buffs who recognize the genre conventions Tarantino so flagrantly subverts. If the average grindhouse flick had possessed even half this much wit and imagination, we'd have something worth lamenting.