LVW: What did you think when you heard McConaughey had been arrested for singing loudly and playing the bongos naked?
Jennifer Lopez figure: [Fiercely blushes]
LVW: Are you excited for this sexy figure to join your wax family here?
Hugh Hefner figure: I think we just found our next centerfold.
LVW: What did you think when you heard McConaughey had been arrested for singing loudly and playing the bongos naked?
Simon Cowell figure: That was my favorite song of all time. Not anymore.
Ryan Seacrest figure: Simon, please.
LVW: What did you think of We Are Marshall?
Cowell: That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinarily bad.
Seacrest: Cowell, you're brutal just for the sake of being brutal.
LVW: What about Dazed and Confused?
Cowell: That is the worst performance I've ever seen.
Seacrest: That comment from a guy who has an '80s hairdo?
LVW: Are you excited for this sexy figure to join your wax family here?
Tupac Shakur figure: Ain't a woman alive that could take my mama's place.