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The Producers to close in February. Coming in March: Who’s the Boss: The Interactive Dinner Theater to debut at The Egg and I.
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City Council votes itself future raises. Motion made by Councilman Bialystock, seconded by Councilman Bloom.
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LV not ranked among top 50 cities for raising kids. This just in: Child-rearing surveys not among top 50 things LV gives a damn about.
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LV mob museum to get $800K in new funds. Finally, something for kids to do in this town.
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Crazy Horse strip club close to selling for reported $31 mil. Finally, something for kids to do in this town.
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UNLV enrollment slows. Officials optimistic that classes at new Crazy Horse Educational Annex will reverse decline.
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Dennis Rodman sued for sexual assault. Kids, look away.
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Cops: Camera at intersection of Fremont and 15th Street cuts crime. Johns, hookers, drug dealers insist: “We were gonna move to Fremont and 16th anyway.”