Elvis-themed hotel in the works. We don’t know about you, but we’re looking forward to “Jumpsuit Fridays.”
90.5 percent of Clark County students failed Algebra 1 exams. Hey, we know math. And congratulations to the 7.5 percent who passed.
Teller loses $5,000 betting on Penn Jillette. We hear he was speechless upon hearing the news.
21 debuts at No. 1 at the box office. They’re already at work on the sequel: 22.
Trump’s Las Vegas resort opens this week. First 100 customers get a free comb-over.
Gov. Jim Gibbons drops demand for doctors’ ouster from state medical board. Although we hear he had a hand in getting Penn booted from Dancing With the Stars.
Nevada’s taxable sales drop 5 percent in January. Las Vegas left with a glut of stripper poles.
City’s first “ultra pool” debuts at MGM Grand this month. Hey, since we’re in the middle of an ultra drought, this makes perfect sense.